Monday, February 9, 2015

People Who Need to be Punched in the Face, Number Six

And here we are again. Time for another resounding edition of everyone's favourite feature, People Who Need To Be Punched in the Face. Ever since I began doing this series, six months ago, or so, it has been a big big hit. In fact this may be my most popular series yet. So much so that I have had many of my faithful readers make suggestions for the list. And of course, I am always happy to oblige. It can be like when a priest or preacher man asks their congregation if they have anyone they would like us to pray for. Someone in need of prayer. But instead of helping the poor souls, we talk about punching their stupid faces. Sounds good to me. So, if you have any suggestions, anyone you would like to see punched in the face, go ahead and let me know. I'd be more than thrilled to include them on my lovely list. Anyhoo, on with the show.

Lebron James
Jay Leno
The Creeper
Kanye West
Lex Luthor
Chelsea Himmelfarb
Herb Tarlek
Rand Paul
Paul Ryan
Larry the Loser
Hawaiian Chris James
Pierce Hawthorne
The Ghost of Spiro Agnew
Those Bastards at Sony Music
Fans of Babylon 5
Fans of Maroon 5
Fans of Police Academy 5
Lucy Van Pelt
James Cameron
Michael Bay
The Welsh
Lena Dunham
Holly Hobby Lobby
Poor Yorick, even if I did know him, Horatio
John McCain
Teddy Nugent
The Gimp
Hootie (and most of his Blowfish)
Bill Maher
Michael Moore
Pinko Commie Bastards!
People who diss The Flash
Sean Hannity
Quick Draw McGraw
Matt & John
Anthony Stark
Rob & Fab
Joe Paterno Apologists
Gay Bashers
 Brainy Smurf
That smug bitch, Mary Worth
The perpetrators of Deflate-Gate
People who add -Gate to the end of a word to indicate a scandal
Professor Marvel
Uncle Meat Pants
The snack machine guy at work
Huckabee! Fuckabee!
Farmville Inviters
Russell Wilson
Dr. Otto Octavius
Rusty Staub
Hannah Horvath
Prince John
Val Kilmer
Ashton Kutcher
People who say things like "Hot enough for ya?"
People who watch Grey's Anatomy
People who like the taste of chard
Walter Peck
Eddie Van Halen
Alex Van Halen
Lackadaisical Lemmings
Benjamin Coffin III
Michael Korvac
Sweet Lou Piniella
 Tommy Lee Picklesmith
Whomever downgraded Pluto from planet status
Whomever changed the Brontosaurus to the Apatosaurus
Whomever took away the Twinkie
Whomever brought the Twinkie back
Kevin Alexander
Bubba Van St. John
Nick Rage, Agent of S.H.A.F.T.
Illinois Nazis
The Ghost of Sonny Bono
Noah's little brother!
E.L. James
Lena Dunham
Tucker Carlson
Hedley Lamarr
Sal Paradise
Mel Gibson
Tom Tom, the Piper's Son
David Byrne
Howard Stark
Rick the Scapegoat
Sam Smith
David Beckham
People who don't like pudding skin
People against Marriage Equality
People who dislike the film Boyhood
Dog Haters!
Ashley Wilkes
Bloggers who name their blogs after themselves
Post 2002 Johnny Depp
Bullwinkle J. Moose
Ann Coulter
Haters who be hatin'
Players who be playin'
Terrorists who be terrorizin'
People who wear Izod shirts
Ted Cruz
Ron Darling
Anyone who does NOT rock the mic like a vandal
That Kevyn Knox Guy

That's it gang. See ya 'round the web.


  1. Oops I guess I shall get a punch in the face since I diss Boyhood with glee. I would add "Cold enough for ya" and Ginger...and people who don't shovel their sidewalks. BTW I nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blog Award. You don't have to participate but I did nominate you which means this will be next on your list:)

    1. I'll go easy on ya in the Boyhood hatin' department.

      So, what exactly is this award thingee in which I do not have to participate?

    2. If you haven't checked it out already it is an award for having an inspiring blog (no-really!) and list 3 things that have inspired you recently and then you can nominate others if you want

  2. Oh you and your machismo ways. Threatening to punch women in the face again. Okay, Ann Coulter and Lena Dunham deserve it, but maybe you should have another woman do the punching for you. Yes, I am volunteering.