"There are no maps. You can't map a sense of humour." - Terry Prachett, author of the Discworld series, of which there is a map above. Wait a minute.
You really can't argue with a world that is actually a flat disc, balanced on the back of four elephants, who in turn are riding on the back of a gigantic turtle. Nope, ya can't do it. And that is the reason why Discworld is this week's Heavenly Body of the Week. So there.
That's it gang. See ya 'round the web.